Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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