Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
Its about making memories worth repressing
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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