I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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