i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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