If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
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