I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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