The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
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