so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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