I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
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