Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
