we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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