just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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