Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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