Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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