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So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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