I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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