we have pet lesbian snakes
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
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