So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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