I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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