Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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