But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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