He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
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