I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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