Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
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