stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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