But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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