When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
either way he was missing a nipple.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
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