Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
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