Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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