I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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