New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
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