Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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