a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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