I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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