You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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