Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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