Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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