Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
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