New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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