how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Randomize
