kristin has been a bad kristin
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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