You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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