I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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