Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
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