check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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