No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
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