it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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