dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I just blew my weed a kiss
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
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