Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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