I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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