I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
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