He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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