Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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