it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
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